Recess

President Bush was at an elementary school talking to the schoolchildren and decided to take some questions from the class. Little Johnny raised his hand.

"Mr. President, I have two questions. First, why did you invade Iraq when there were no weapons of mass destruction and didn't have UN support? And second, how come you are President when Al Gore got more votes than you did in 2000?"

At that moment the recess bell rang & Bush responded, "Ok class, we will finish the questions after recess."

The kids went outside and played, then returned to the class for more time with President Bush.

Little Bobby raised his hand. "Mr. President, I have four questions. First, why did you invade Iraq when there were no weapons of mass destruction and didn't have UN support? Second, how come you are President when Al Gore got more votes than you did in 2000? Third, why did our recess bell ring 30 minutes early today. And fourth, where's Johnny?"